One of the founding member of the Rubi Girls, Fonda Peters is often mistaken for the love child of John Goodman and Linda Tripp. Known for her lip sync and dance abilities (NOT), Fonda is often compared to Auntie Mame, but a lot drunker. Fonda has a dream of bringing pole dancing to the local senior centers.

#69… the dollar store doesn’t name the makeup, just numbers.

Every pair of shoes… even flats.

RuPaul’s Drag Race: Special Star Quest

The love child of Linda Tripp and John Goodman

Anything with a natural root color, ’cause I know Fonda stretches out her hairdresser appointments. She thrifty.

Anything distilled or fermented really.

A cougar (you figure out why!)