Minnie Skirt was found serving sugared funnel cakes at a WNBA All-Stars game in Myrtle Beach, SC in early 2003. Always known to start a good dance-fight, the Skirt’s ballet abilities made her a principal dancer at EPT (En Pointe Technical) and later a lead choreographer for the world-renowned Rubi Girls. Minnie also goes by Alex Everett and can be found slingin’ hair at Square One Salon!
A bowl of Froot Loops.
My whaleboned corset.
The lido deck of Liza’s yacht.
The illegitimate love child of Cher and Ryan Reynolds.
Red; that way the carpet matches the drapes.
A cosmo; Samantha Jones from “Sex and the City” swears by them.
Hunker down, grab a bottle, and pray for daylight.
A giraffe reaching for the top leaf… I’m a big bitch.
Vote for Minnie Skirt, she keeps her morals low and her skirt high!